I took a bite of a ginger snap. Beverly looked at me expectantly with her
blue-gray eyes.
“OK, Eleanor, I am ready to be your scrivener. How do you want to start? My dearest George?”
“A bit strong,” I smiled. Let’s keep it simple. Just write, “Dear George.”
“An excellent start, dear Ellie. What next?”
“I think I should apologize to him.”
“For what?
Isn’t there a saying, ‘Love means never having to say you’re sorry’?”
Beverly grabbed another cookie. “These
damned things are addictive, you know.
You’re going to make me fatter than I already am.”
“You’re the one who brought the lady locks. And you are in fine shape,” I said to
her.
“Tell that to my bathroom scale. I seem to gain two pounds for every one I
struggle to lose,” Beverly frowned. “OK,
so it’s Dear George – colon or comma? Comma, I guess. That’s what Mrs. Lehr, my 4th
grade teacher taught us for a friendly
letter. Geez, it’s been so long since I
wrote an actual letter, I’ve almost forgotten all the rules.”
“This is a draft, Beverly. Don’t worry about those details yet. Anyway, let’s start with ‘I’m sorry or I
apologize,’ uh . . ..”
“Maybe you should start with an introduction since
your friend George won’t know who is apologizing let alone why.”
“Good point, Beverly. How about, my name is Eleanor Barnhart, but
you may remember me as Ellie Kosko. I’m
an old classmate of yours, and . . ..”
“Old
classmate, huh? You really know how to
seduce a man. And do you really need to
confuse him with your married name? Let
me have a go at it. ‘Dear George, This is
Ellie Kosko writing to you again. You
should have received a letter from me a few weeks ago, though you wouldn’t have
known it. After I put it in the mail, I
realized I had forgotten to sign it.
Foolish me.’ What do you
think so far? Notice how I avoided any
apology. So where do you want to go next?”
“Should I say I’m sorry about not making it to the
game?”
“Of course not. Was it your fault that a blizzard
caused your flight to be cancelled? Now
let’s see. ‘I really had wanted to make it to our class reunion last fall, but’
. . ..”
“I had no intention of going to that reunion,
Beverly. I don’t look back on my high
school days with much nostalgia. Would
you like more tea?” I asked as I got up to fill the kettle.
“No thank you.
I’ve had enough. George may or may not have been there. Who cares?" Beverly spoke as she continued
to write. ‘But it was too soon after my husband passed away.’
She looked at me across the table. "We’re trying to do a little
exposition here, Ellie. We want to make
it clear that you are single and eligible now that George is free of the
clutches of that witch ex-wife whom he justifiably divorced.”
“For all I know, she could be a very nice
person. Maybe the divorce was George’s
fault.”
“Didn’t your sister say . . .?”
“Yeah, Marnie did say his wife had run off with a
rich guy.”
“OK.” Beverly continued to write. “‘Nevertheless,
the reunion got me thinking about how much I missed Pittsburgh, so when my
sister invited me to visit, I was excited to make the trip. I thought it might be fun to visit our high
school and see my nephew play basketball.
It’s been years since I was there, and took a chance that you might be
interested to meet me and reminisce about our high school days’.”
“And what’s happened in the years since. Add that,”
I said.
“That’s good.
Let’s not let George think we’re stuck in the past. So for when have you re-scheduled your trip?”
“I haven’t.”
“Seriously?
Are we sending this letter so you can become Facebook friends? Really, Ellie, you need to get to Pittsburgh
and see if this guy is worth fantasizing about.
Anyway, I think we’ve got a good start here, but I’ve got a hair
appointment at 3:00, so I have to be going.”
“But we’re not finished,” I whined.
“Eleanor, I know where we’re going with this,
probably better than you do. I will take
this draft with me, finish it off and bring it back to share with you
tomorrow. In the meantime, you need to
call your sister and re-schedule that visit to Pittsburgh, capiche?” Beverly got up and started for the front
door. “So what do you think? Should I have them turn this silver into
gold?” Beverly chuckled as she grabbed a bunch of her hair.
“I just can’t see you as a blonde,” I smiled at my
friend, recalling her auburn locks that faded to gray many years before.
“Flaming red, then,” Beverly laughed, picking up her
umbrella from my front porch. “If you
don’t go after this George, I might be in the mood for a trip to Pittsburgh
myself.”
“Stay away from my guy!” I laughed as she hurried
away with a wave of her hand.
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