I poured the freshly brewed tea into each of our
cups and sat down at the kitchen table.
“OK, Beverly, what do you think? Is there any way to make a silk purse out of
the sow’s ear that I’ve told you about?”
“Well, Ellie dear.
You’ve got lots of options. First
of all, sows have a right to keep their ears firmly attached to their heads. You’re under no obligation to fix this. You can just let this go.”
“So you’re advising me to do nothing?”
“This is a discussion, Ellie” Beverly smiled. “We need to take a clear-eyed look at your
options before we decide on a course of action,”
“All right.
But I don’t feel good about the ‘do nothing’ option. Unless he’s changed drastically, George is a
nice person. I don’t want to burst into
his life with a mysterious letter and then disappear without a trace. Somehow that seems cruel,” I said.
“So then we go to Plan B, or option 2, however you
want to label them.”
“Option 2 it is.”
“So under option 2, you need to communicate with
dear George in some manner. How about
just ringing him up on the phone?”
“I don’t have his phone number.”
“Ellie, you’re just creating barriers. You have his name and address, and you have
the all-knowing internet. I’m sure you
can find his number in just a couple of mouse clicks,” Beverly said, brushing
back a strand of her silver hair.
“Of course, you’re right,” I said taking a sip of my
tea. “I just would feel so awkward. I’d probably lose my nerve if he answered. I
might just hang up.”
“You sound like a nervous teenager. What do you have to lose?”
“Well, it would be so out of the blue. I would say, ‘Hello, George. This is Eleanor Barnhart.’ No, that’s my
married name. I mean, ‘This is Eleanor Kosko.’ And he’d say, ‘Who? I don’t know any Eleanor Kosko.’ And then I’d slowly melt like an ice cream
cone on a hot summer day and seep into the floor boards as the receiver fell to
the floor, and the last thing I’d hear would be his voice from the telephone
receiver saying, ‘Who is this, really?
If you’re selling something, I don’t want any, so goodbye.’ Click.”
“Hmm. I think
someone is in dire need of a shot of self-confidence.”
“Oh, God, Beverly.
I’m sure you’re right. But I
really don’t think I can make that phone call,”
I sighed.
Beverly took a sip of her tea. “Moving on to option 3 – telegraph. By the way, do you have any cookies?” she
asked glancing at the empty plate where her lady lock had been.
“Be serious,” I said.
“I am. At
least about the cookies,” Beverly teased.

“Love ‘em. So
long as they’re snappy. Nothing worse
than soggy ginger snaps.”
“I just picked them up at Trader Joe’s. Enjoy,” I
said taking the lid off the jar and offering it to my friend.
“OK, so no telegrams. That leaves carrier pigeon, email or snail
mail. How about another letter?”
“That’s sort of what I was thinking. What should I say?” I reached into the cookie jar and grabbed a
handful of cookies. “This is going to
spoil my appetite for lunch.”
“You need energy to think,” Beverly said. “And anyway, who says we can’t have cookies
for lunch?” Beverly said with a wink.
“Go get a pen and paper. You
dictate, and I’ll write. We’ll knock out
a draft, and you can review and revise before you copy it onto your famous
lavender stationery and douse it with perfume!”
“You’re incorrigible,” I giggled as I got up to get
a pen and pad. Beverly was making me
smile again.
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